Sad State of Affairs

So the other day I was driving to work. There on the side of the street was a wheelchair. It was early in the morning and there was nobody around, just the empty wheelchair. So I thought, one of three things happened:

1) the rapture occurred and I was left behind;
2) there had been a miracle healer on the corner and the wheelchair person was healed and just walked away;
3) some street urchin "borrowed" the chair, taking it for a joy ride until the batteries ran dead.

After running into some people who most definitely would have been raptured, and being that the street was too remote to have a street healer working there, I decided that the last option was most likely.

And that says lots about the state of our world, don't you think?